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On a Sears hairdryer — Do not use while sleeping.

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On a bag of Fritos — You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

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On a bar of Dial soap — "Directions: Use like regular soap."

On some Swanson frozen dinners –"Serving suggestion: Defrost."

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On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) — "Do not turn upside down."

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On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding –"Product will be hot after heating."

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On packaging for a Rowenta iron — "Do not iron clothes on body."

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On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine — "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

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On Nytol Sleep Aid — "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

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On most brands of Christmas lights — "For indoor or outdoor use only."

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On a Japanese food processor — "Not to be used for the other use."

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On Sainsbury’s peanuts — "Warning: contains nuts."

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On an American Airlines packet of nuts –"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

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On a child’s Superman costume — "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

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On a Swedish chainsaw — "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."

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