Date: September 10, 2009 8:10:52 AM EDT
To: "’Jennifer Whitt’"
Subject: I have done CRAP for you in the past 5 years, but now that I’m out of a job, I’m reaching out to you for help – so please drop everything else that you’re doing, just to help out my lazy, relationship-useless ass.
I hope all is well for you and Optimo. I am back on the job market looking
for my next opportunity which can be either another IT leadership position
or a PMO type position (PMO Manager, Program Manager, Project Manager,
Do you know of any opportunities?
When would be a good time for the two of us to meet for a cup of coffee?
Below is the last email I have from you (from 10 years ago) along with my less than stellar resume as a 1MB attachment – just to shut down your email access from the road, since you’re obviously NOT doing anything else with your life, other than sitting there, waiting for useless people like me to help! Thank you for being a non-profit company.